pouringlizards
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I’m honestly as tired as the “John McCain was a terrible terrible person who no one should say nice things about” pieces as the “John McCain was last of a rare and noble breed of American statesmen” pieces. Dude died just yesterday, and in my universe, it’s still poor manners to interrupt other people’s mourning with

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

Reminder: Jerry Jones is the same guy who threatened to sue the league for daring to suspend his star running back for assaulting a woman.

Just as every internet comment about why feminism isn’t needed proves that feminism IS needed, every internet comment about how awful Star Wars fans are will result in Star Wars fans proving that yes, they are awful.

“I agree politically with everything Hari Kondabolu says up to the point where it inconveniences me in any way.” -Matt Groening

While I really can’t imagine letting anyone take nude pictures of me, I’m learning that everyone has something that is in some way super intimate that could be used against them, that others consider no big deal. Like my first response to nude pictures is “are you nuts??? someone might seem them!!!,” but I can’t

You are blaming the women who took nudes and sent them to someone they thought they could trust though, and that’s a gross thing to do.

So my best friend actually made an interesting point as we were discussing the ending after we watched it...

Yes, I am and yes, you did.

Well, seeing that in the source material once a comic book character dies he’s dead for ever and ever their outrage makes perfect sense.

Also a fantastic capper to Loki’s arc: he dies after fucking up a betrayal that’s not remotely as clever as he thinks it is, and his last words end up being completely wrong.

The Hulk is scared and embarassed. It’s the first real dick kicking he’s ever really gotten and the fight wasn’t even close. That’s gotta be a confidence killer. So I thought it made sense and was a good narrative choice that he didn’t wanna come out.

I’m pretty average looking and haven’t had the easiest time dating, so I always found the “women have their pick” logic absurd. Then I realized that it’s because women who don’t fit into these men’s standards might as well not exist because we’re invisible to them.

Oh, fuck right off. Women have been fighting this fight forever; don’t fucking act like us venting is the same as idiots raping and killing us. Being nice to men doesn’t do shit, we’ve tried that tack. Change requires the so called ‘good men’ to actually get off their asses. How about you stop policing her and go tell

You make a good point (as per usual). But honestly, can’t a girl vent?! Why do I have to placate men in literally every aspect of my life?

You know, when I was 13, after a guy rejected me for a more popular girl, I was telling my friend that “guys suck” and a male classmate interrupted us to yell at me about how sexist I was. At the time, I felt awful.

I was surprised recently to realize how many of my male acquaintances were repeating the same incel talking points. Namely: women discriminate against short men and that 80% of women only go for 20% of men, which proves women are shallow, unfair bitches. And that any woman can get laid or a relationship whenever she

Arcade Fire is the U2 of our era.

Oh god, I'm soooo sick of the "replace rape with theft" argument. Rape and theft aren't analogous at all. "Leaving a bicycle out without a chain and lock" is NOT the same as "a woman jumping naked with a man into bed." By equating a woman — a PERSON — with a bike, you're saying she's an object that needs to be