FOR WHAT IS A PERSOOOOON?
WHAT HAVE THEY GOT?
IF NOT THEMSELVES?
THEN THEY HAVE NAUGHT!

The eclipse foretold an apocalypse after all! The doomsayers were right!

Friday Night Lights, strangely enough. It isn't that I have a hard time explaining why it's great, but I do have a hard time explaining why I love it so much.

HEY DALDRY, HOW 'BOUT YOU STOP DICKIN' AROUND IN SPACE AND GET AROUND TO MAKING THAT WICKED MOVIE YOU'VE BEEN TALKING ABOUT?

Seeing as how George Lucas originally offered the role of Obi-Wan to Toshiro Mifune, this idea went from good to legitimately perfect.

I understand that the science of attraction is very difficult to parse out and all that, I just feel weird that dating sites seem to make a big deal about this.

I mean, for fuck's sake, one of the questions they ask is "Would you strongly prefer to date someone of the same race?"

Well if Sexy Shakespeare… sorry, "Will" won't give me my bisexual, casually filthy man of the people Shakespeare then at least I can have gay Da Vinci.

Jon Stewart's Green Lantern is so popular among non-comics experts that I remember there being mild confusion/slight outrage when a white guy was cast as Hal Jordan.

He did, but they accused him of sending them a LeForgery.

He just wants to bring the joys of reading to the Next Generation of viewers!

Another great experience I had that year was seeing Creed with my dad and brother.

I have distinct memories of going to see The Phantom Menace in theaters when I was three years old.

I went to a special event screening for Rises that showed the entire trilogy.

My brother saw Fury Road in theaters four times.

I know it'd never ever happen, but I would love if they did one of those live performances of the score where they project the film accompanied by the orchestra.

Hello? Is it Debate Club you're looking for?

It's about time someone stuck up for the white men.

I also think the Indy/Henry relationship works as a better emotional core than Indy/Marion.

Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson seems an odd fit for a "Jungle Cruise" movie.