I didn't watch The Godfather films until last year. Definitely lived up to the hype.

Well fuck me then.

I'm thinking of getting into that myself, mainly because one of my favorite film critics is a fan, and our tastes generally seem to sync up.

I'm back, Debate Club!

He didn't even write the screenplay for Insomnia.

Hey man, I love Ansel Elgort!

He doesn't? Well now I'm glad his expy on Master of None was portrayed as a serial sexual harasser.

The more I think about Infinity War, the more I think of how fucked up it is that Spider-Man is going to be a part of it.

What's so frustrating about Venom is that the symbiote suit is so well incorporated into the story and the themes that were being developed, and then Venom arrives like a wet fart.

Spider-Man 3's biggest problem is that it's first act is too long and it's last act is too short. Also, the amnesia thing is kind of dumb. And that fucking butler. And you could tell Raimi didn't care about Venom one whit.

Bs are insects, spiders are arachnids! Get it right, Dowd!

Then the titular homecoming will be nothing but a pile of disappointment.

I have an important question, and I'm surprised that none of the reviews seem to be answering it:

I'm not sure I'm against watching my ex-girlfriend have sex in practice, but it'd have to be with someone besides her current boyfriend.

One hundred percent fair. I don't like seeing plays that I didn't get cast in (CURSE YOU DIRECTOR OF AVENUE Q!!!!!), I can't imagine why anyone would want to see something they were supposed to direct?

Woody Allen married a young woman he knew since childhood and looked up to as a father figure, a decision I'm sure she came to completely independently and with zero influence from a man who, again, was essentially her father.

I wonder if it's part of an effort to get more actors nominated for foreign films?

He would only be allowed to nominate Best Picture and Best Director, which he is more than qualified to do.

When you still give awards to Woody Allen and Roman Polanski, you can't really be picky about who you let VOTE on them.

I'm just mostly shocked that it took them this long to invite Gil Birmingham, Terry Crews or Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.