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Wasn't this already established like… last year?

Better than Peter Griffin… Or Chris Griffin… Or Stewie Griffin… Or Brian Griffin… Or Lois Griffin… Or Meg Griffin… Or Glenn Quagmire… Or

They should have revealed it to us as the mid-season finale, and then spent a lot of time actually developing the implications of that.

Maybe we can get Don Cheadle to turn him into a fucking tree.

Oh shit, let's not talk about Barry.

I've never seen any of his films, so I can't argue with this, but I refuse to agree with it.

I refuse to believe Seagal was once-beloved.

I would say it makes sense to my penis, but, nope, still gotta give the vote to Karl Urban.

Why is my husband ranked at Number 3?

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Not to mention that Superman literally aborted millions of Kryptonian fetuses.

TFA is the best Phase One film, certainly.

Even Kevin McNally looked like he didn't give a shit, and these movies are literally all he's famous for.

In a similar vein, Aliens should have been the end of the xenomorph.

The problem with the last two films is that they're trying to write for Jack.

He's in human form for about a minute's worth of screen time.

I mean, that's not really an excuse. You could see Bardem's face, which is more than you can say for Nighy as Davy Jones..

Beyond was close to being great, they just need to make films about exploration and shit.

It helped that Bill Nighy had, you know, screen time and a compelling arc.