All of this could have been avoided if they had just given the Oscar to Denzel.

He's not wrong.

Smaller! I'm a Tragedian.

But Hell or High Water was great! It had Gil Birmingham!

Hmmm… Not conclusive enough. I'll have to do some more intensive research this evening.

Crunchy. Anyone who says otherwise is a commie and a traitor.

But hey, at least we got Megan back at like… the veeeery end.

We missed Animated Feature, I think. I want Moana to win, as it was my second favorite movie of last year.

When Piper ended, my brother and I were both upset because we wanted that to be the feature.

*watches Creed again*

It's weird when the two thousand dollar clue is the easiest one for me to get.

Sadly seems that way. But on the plus side, I think this will be a highly therapeutic experience for me (this theater is where I met both my ex and her new boyfriend), so when I'm around, I'll hopefully be more chipper than ever!

I played Aldolpho in my sophomore year of high school! Man in Chair is definitely a dream role of mine, though.

I'm not really familiar with Stoppard, so I guess Rosencrantz and Guildenstern?

Those bastards have yet to nominate Ryan Coogler or Michael B. Jordan for anything, who knows how their minds work?!

Did Johnny Cash have a sexy Valentine's Day special?

Debate Club Announcement!

Victor Hugo: Les Miserables (2012)

It still blows my mind that James Wan went from an Australian filmmaker who had to pull an independent horror movie together in a couple of weeks because of visa issues to one of the most financially successful directors working today, complete with being a remarkably prolific producer.

Ooh, I want to get in on this too: