This is how you know they rank based on current popularity instead of hotness. Michael B. Jordan would be number one otherwise.

Something, something, Killary.

Well I did pretty poorly tonight, but at least I understood the gist of what Final Jeopardy was asking, which is more than I can say for some of the contestants…

Do you hear Debate Club debate? Debating the debates of angry men!

John Wick: Chapter Two and Lego Batman in the same weekend?

With all hope, Best Picture will be debated on the WOT of the 26th!

That would be some feat for Moonlight to win an Oscar it's not nominated for.

Seth Green, with the Crazy Ex-Girlfriend bump rocketing him to number two.

It's still too soon to talk about the 2016 election, clue writers.

Once more, onto the Debate Club!

PLUS, Tantalus is associated with the Underworld. So close!

Theater forces you to open up/be more social, so it's a pretty great place to meet people.

The magic of cinema.

I've literally met virtually every friend I currently have and every woman I've ever dated through theater.

The only times I easily make friends are when I'm in a play, where my awkwardness is considered endearing as opposed to off-putting.

The first four or so episodes were so freaking good, I really don't know how the hell they managed to piss it away so quickly.

I didn't think to ask for Hail, Caesar!, and my dad got Star Trek Beyond.

My mom keeps throwing shade at me over the fact that I don't have very many friends, like it's the easiest thing in the world, mother.

You should see it! I hated Into Darkness and I thought the trailers made it look like garbage, but I actually had a great time. Definitely the most pleasant surprise of 2016.

You insulted Hail, Caesar! AND Star Trek Beyond in one comment.