Most people don't know and it's not often I bring it up. I only recently told one of my best friends of four years, so I'm making progress.

That's a funny ass way of spelling Cinderella.

Agreed. Solid movie. Pauly Shore is almost likable.

I'm bisexual, but for a variety of reasons I've never had a boyfriend.

I always take it personally when people make broad assumptions about straight guys, and then I remember I'm not straight, and then I just drink some Mountain Dew because fuck it.

I agree, Demolition Man deserved more Oscars.

It turns out that the best debates were inside us all along.

My ex-wife.

The Slutty & Sluttier series really went downhill when Jim Carrey left.

Good for you, Pauly Shore.

I'm ok with any of the movies nominated winning, except for Hacksaw Ridge, because I haven't seen it yet.

I was… one tenth paying attention to this game, but I am pleased to announce that I at least got Final Jeopardy, so that's one thing that went right today.

What has great participants and is the only reason I'm currently not curled up in a ball on my futon, sobbing my eyes out, drinking heavily and trying to let Frasier distract from the constant pain that is my existence? Debate Club!

I came out as bi four years ago and for various reasons I didn't talk about it much and have not dated a guy since then, and I think people (mostly people at my church) have forgotten.

I am so tired.

Don't point out that many of the new attacks are committed by people born in the United States who feel like the country is declaring war on Islam either, or people's heads might explode.

It's frustrating, ain't it? Isn't the number one priority in Christianity to reach out to "Them" in the hopes that they can count among "Us"?

If 9/11 no longer matters, why are we doing this whole detaining thing?!

Well shit, maybe they should consider the fact that the earliest Christians were treated more or less the same way as the Muslims, or maybe they should take a peek at all the parts of the Bible that mention taking in needy people or not oppressing immigrants or not passing judgment on non-Christians because that's…

Them be fighting words, pal! *raises fists in cartoonishly old-timey boxing stance*