Great. MORE women in my Ghostbusters. Thanks, SJWs.

Number eight seems awfully damn low for an actor of David Straithairn's caliber. Harrumph!

I guess Pharisees for FJ, which was stupid, but not too stupid.

Holla Debate Club!

Hathaway was good, but I think 50% of that is because she was the only actor who seemed like their performance actually belonged in the movie.

The Revenant wasn't a comedy?

Sound editing and sound mixing are quite different.

We'll have a girl's night.

Yeah, I've not seen The Girl on the Train, but I never once thought she'd get nominated for it.

Well, now I'm angry about Selma all over again.

AND WHY DIDN'T POPSTAR GET A NOMINATION FOR BEST SONG?!

I was. I was saying that.

This question has spun far from my original intention, I just say we roll with it.

Well now I just realized that I'm going to be alone for Valentine's Day, so I guess I should start learning how to like alcohol.

Overrated Denzel builds a fence, and he gets an Oscar nomination! I try to build a beautiful wall, and what do I get? Nothing!

It's not as bad as Pan. It's a thoroughly mediocre movie that I didn't particularly want to see, but I decided to be a good boyfriend and let my girlfriend choose the movie, which she picked over Hunt for the Wilderpeople, which I still haven't seen.

I know Mia Kirshner exclusively for Not Another Teen Movie.

Everyone talks about how 2011 was a pretty weak year at the Oscars, which makes the lack of nominations for We Need to Talk About Kevin all the more baffling.

Worth it.

I mean shit, the Academy nominated Les Mis, and that movie was hot garbage.