Or just watch Crazy Ex-Girlfriend!

Come on imdb. At least let John Hurt be best known for Harry Potter or something like that.

In a just world, Gabriel Macht is known for starring in various satirical takes on numerous genres after the runaway success of Frank Miller's The Spirit.

I didn't think Hidden Figures was that great a movie, but it was still inspiring as hell to see it earlier this week.

I don't know what's sadder- That Hardy lost money for adding the word "My", or that the other two contestants were so unaware of that show's existence that they couldn't extrapolate the title Crazy Ex-Girlfriend.

It's a lovely day in Debate Club. A lovely day for a debater.

"You're my best friend and I know I'm not yours."

Trump is one of two septuagenarian woman-abusers that I find myself wishing death on.

Sometimes I covet the emotional connection displayed by the characters in the better written porn.

I get that. I really do. Trust me, every morning when I wake up, all I want to do is curl up into a ball and sleep until the world gets better.

Fun fact- around Christmas time, I wore a Santa hat to try and improve my spirits. While at work, a very cute girl came in, also wearing a Santa hat, and went straight to the Shakespeare section. She was socially awkward, clumsy, and wound up buying copies of Hamlet and King Lear. I was in love.

Yeah, but this is pre-Oscar nomination stuff.

I get it, you don't like Macaulay Culkin's new band, but take it down a notch.

Ah, see I was really into Greek mythology ever since I was nine.

You know what I don't respect?

I have been compared to Hugh Dancy on many an occasion (mainly when I wear my Hannibal shirt), so he's my dream casting choice.

The fact that you're avoiding the inauguration by watching Shoah says it all.

I'll be straight with you- I don't know how we stop it either. I don't know how to save the world.I don't know how I can try and fix everything when I can't even fix myself. There's a lot I don't know.

"Is this really how it all ends?

Holy shit, that's two people (within 15 spaces of each other), "best known" for Moulin Rouge! within one day of each other's birth.