My brother had the same problem with the ending that your friend had. He's been a lot luckier in romance than I have, so I got it.

Question- Why the hell is Naveen Andrews not a superstar?

They made an animated version back in the '80s, I think, and I watched it for five minutes and it was awful.

YES. Stop-motion, preferably.

I am planning on filming a video this weekend as a sort of a reaction to the inauguration. you can all expect it on either Saturday or Sunday!

It's a scrumdiddlyumptious day for Debate Club!

The show's writers are Handler himself, so I think he's probably not going to change much.

I meant an hour a day in WOT.

Maybe you should sit down for this…

Few things feel better than the revelation that you are not, in fact, a pervert.

They're all whiny little bitches.

I ate pizza with soda last night as well.

Poland's an infinitely better guess than Macedonia.

Sadly, Harry's twin brother Steve died single and surrounded by cats.

Them's fightin' words, Mr. Truffleberry.

Well I mean, I know the killing curse is "unforgivable", but…

I fucking hate the Seahawks because:
A- They fucking suck;
B- I live in Washington, and Seahawks fans are entitled assholes;
C- Some of the worst people I know really love the Seahawks;
D- They beat the Lions because the officials essentially handed them the game.

I also just realized she's almost a full year older than my ex, so I really shouldn't have felt anything close to shame.

Maybe a Ron Howard-style voiceover; "They weren't."

Why don't you start with explaining your sin to Jesus?!