I'm about to find some soap for which you may wash your mouth out with!

The only correct answer is Gay Perry.

Look, I love Iron Man 3 as much as any sane person, but what about Gandhi or Schindler's List?

Are you saying Transformers: The Last Knight isn't going to win all the Oscars?

There are a million and one reasons to hate Jumanji, and the fact that Bebe Neuwirth is "best known" for that pile of crap is among them.

No need to be rude, Jay.

#7 is far too low for Lillith Crane.

Considering the brief Fitzgerald obsession I had earlier this year, I shouldn't have missed The Last Tycoon.

Does it?

Back by popular demand, it's Debate Club!

I've not! I can!

Because they're horrible people.

I'd offer to fill in, but all my posts would essentially boil down to me ranting about Weird Al Yankovic and how he deserves to be inducted already.

This is the first time anyone's ever made me interested in watching Wild Wild West.

My dad got that for my mom and she said, "I know you guys didn't like it, but I did!".

MOVIES CAN BE GIFTS, LIBIDINOUS KETTLE!

I realized that I left it off, and I felt like that said enough.

It's an incredibly embarrassing story that makes me look like a bit of an idiot, and its ending is something you'd see on a particularly cruel episode of a family sitcom.

The last time I tried to do something romantic like that I wound up getting stuck with something that I can literally never give to another human being.

I just want to use this space to say that I don't like The Matrix, I think V for Vendetta is just ok, I haven't seen Speed Racer, Sense8 or Bound, so the only thing I really like of the Wachowskis is Cloud Atlas.