FRIENDS…FOR EV ER

I didn't need TV or movies to learn how to swear. I had an older brother for that shit… you fuck.

The PTC sucks cocks in hell!

Don't worry, @avclub-e129a878f7b0e5aa9ac09e0282f64ea6:disqus , it's me Casper.. I mean Tanaka.

Bust-A-Move can also cause people to loose their scholarships to expensive colleges… I overheard some guy on the street saying.

I can never spell diarrhea (thanks spellcheck!) correctly.

Science Fiction as it has largely been in the last decade: a shitty action movie with flying cars.

Give this people aaiiuh!

When I was 13, my life contained a considerably larger amount of swearing, drugs, alcohol and sex (imaginary & without another a partner T_T ). A day in my life back then was definitely NC-17 and that was during the pre-Lewinsky, Clinton years. Grow the fuck up MPAA.

No Country For Even Older Men

It's iya. I know this because girls are always saying "Iya da! Kimoi!" everytime I approach them.

Damare! Omae

I've only watched the first half, but so far they cut most of the scene with Harvey rubbing one out to the two girls he pulls over and catches driving without a license. I brought my wife in to check out that scene (she finds that kind of stuff hilarious) but it cuts to the next scene before ol' Harvey jr makes an…

I was watching Bad Lieutenant on Netflix last night only to find that they had censored it. Seriously, what the fuck Netflix? I had no idea they took part in shady shit like that. I'm seriously considering cancelling my streaming subscription.

That was some incoherent shit. It's amazing he has managed to make some great movies.

Did an AV Club memo go out to all the staff lately to try and include the word "adenoidal" in their pieces?

Teenage Alien Ninja Turtles love Chevrolet, Burger King and Hewlett-Packard.

Cod Piece!

@avclub-cfe912f5cb3aa572bd1c9ae2a9b82207:disqus  - It's been in my 'saved' list since I signed up for Netflix three years ago. It looks like they'll never have a copy. I also haven't been able to find a torrent of it.

I really want to watch this but I can't find it to rent and the DVDs are going for around $45 used.