Before coming here today I had no idea this was a thing. Not reclining on seats that are made to recline seems odd. Especially as the person behind you can do the same if they want to.

My rule is: recline 100% of the time, every time.

No, you are absolutely a douche, because you think your failure to use the seat for it’s designed purpose makes you morally superior to your peers.

Which is why he should be able to pass the test without issue, and maintain his license to drive a 4000 pound potential accidental death lawsuit on wheels.

To be fair, I did say “civilized countries” 

Are you serious? We cannot even get parents to vaccinate their children in this country because of “personal freedoms;” Imagine trying to take away grandma’s Buick just because she can’t see beyond the hood.

The 928 will always remind me of the most wholesome Clarkson we ever saw:

Porsche smugness is at least quieter and just an air of superiority rather than Tesla smugness where they’re trying to shove it down your throat. And I think most people recognize that Porsche makes good cars, giving the smugness a bit of credibility.

To be honest, I’ve never come across a smug Porsche owner. Might just be a skewed sample size, but the only 911s I’ve driven were offered to me by eager owners who love their cars and want to share them with others.

I got like 800 stars for singing Romo’s praises in the Deadspin post on Monday (just stating that because THAT’S A LOT and to confirm any assumption of Romo-bias). I don’t enjoy him because he’s got some kind of second-sight; he’s just a much better color commentator than I’m used to. Even other competent ones like…

Oil filter is accessed by reaching up under the car and twisting it off. Air filter is one of the few things you can get to from up top. It’s pretty easy.

I want every manufacturer who has a tablet-glued-to-dash infotainment setup, to spend 1 hour just staring at this dash.

The endless push for more minority representation is exhausting; there is simply no need for it.

Low hanging fruit.... from 10 years ago.

Obviously 

Hey, remember that we’re in the United States, and we can call him a fat, orange, demented piece of shit who doesn’t actually represent this country’s actual values because we don’t live under a dictatorship.

Would you prefer if I said cookie? I only said chicken wing because that’s what I have in front of me at the moment. Lighten up bud, it’s sunday.

“center of Cam’s body”... the defender’s knee and shoulder hit the ground as he went for the hit. That’s how low he had to get to put his hat on Cam’s.

#11 on the panthers swoopin in like somebody was going for the last chicken wing