Guy who enjoys mindless repetition, empty lyrics, and random ‘tourette’s-like’ outbursts of ‘skrrrrt’ in his hip hop writes scathing article about person who represents the exact opposite. So incredibly cutting edge and just what we should expect from a master of internets.

Fuck you.  Im a lawyer, this is a plaintiff’s case.  That means it was taken on contingency.  The lawyers wont get paid unless they secure a verdict or settlement.  Not sure what Florida’s laws are in terms of what an attorney can take, but best case they can take 33% after legal fees (not attorney’s fees, legal fees…

Tell me more about professions that you think should work for free!

Easy fix: Use your turn signals.

It’s been a year here in Santa Monica; Respectful use hasn’t made it here yet.

a price tag showing $5.8 million, which doesn’t matter because all 40 are already sold.

C’mon man it’s a GTI not an STI

Because hard tops are heavy, complicated, take up a ton of space, and have no place on any kind of car with sporting pretensions?

Either way, here I come.

What, autos are fun too...

You think I’d let a friend drive my Jeep?

To all the eventual commenters complaining about three pedal lovers, it’s all about this:

We’re living in a golden age of automobiles and no one is noticing.

But airspace doesn’t use basketball charge rules.

Or Los Angeles...

What’s wrong with NPR? I don’t get it.

I hate when people do this, as I love 911's, but this is more closely related to one.

There are four main reasons Audi should focus on Germany first and not America:

Rogue Nation totally kicked ass. A great action movie. 

the 4th and 5th movies were fucking fantastic. If you didn’t see them that’s your loss. People (obviously) still enjoy them and they’ve done a great job over the last couple of keeping them incredibly entertaining. I’d suggest watching MI:4 at least once to give it a chance, unless you just want to continue your…