“Less than half his age” sounds creepy enough when it references a 75 year old dude.. when it’s said about a 33 year old it’s way beyond creepy... When it’s said about a 33 year old dating a girl just one year older than his own daughter it’s not creepy any more it’s pedophilia.

Less than half his age?

Maybe this is just me speaking for myself, but I think dating someone less than half your age is intrinsically creepy.

Haha, this instantly reminded me of that line from SNL’s “(Do It In My) Twin Bed” digital short: “Can’t fully undress in case your parents come through / Just shirt, no pants, like Winnie the Pooh”

Thank you. I couldn’t remember the term rimshot (only thing that came to mind was rimjob and I knew that wasn’t right) so I tried to write it out. Glad it worked!

Carrying bags of concrete on construction sites building new rape crisis centres and Planned Parenthoods.

I wouldn’t want him anywhere near rape survivors, even in a self-defense class where they get to beat the crap out of him. 

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His name is Brock O’Hurn, and he is as if someone spliced genetic material from Momoa and Hemsworth to create the ultimate Instagram thirst trap.

Sweet christmas...

The bad judge had a long history of leniency. Public defenders loved him. 

I don’t think he ever had any appeal.

(Read in David Attenborough voice)

HAHAHAHA EAT SHIT YOU BREATHING PIECE OF GARBAGE

Now, fuck off, Brock, and be grateful you only had to serve three months in a county jail. It’s a lot less than, say, someone growing pot.

Aaron Persky was a bad judge and the fact that he was removed by California voters is a good reminder of what the voices of a younger generation are capable of.

So, I went to Giphy for an appropriate gif that could convey my distain for this little shit, but then I saw this and now I’m over here drooling.

I see Twitter’s ToS keeps changing on a person to person basis when it comes to whoever draws the most attention to their platform. For Trump, it’s “he’s newsworthy”, for Jones, they just say “he hasn’t broken the rules”. Ok, yeah, sure there.

The biggest problem with Weezer is that everyone was an idiot in 1996.