Indeed, the terrible UI, sluggish combat, and interminable "stop everything I'm doing to laboriously sit on the ground just so I can drink a potion" soon made me forget all about the game's tutorial (like smashing your toe to distract you from your headache).

Darn tootin'!

Easily one of my favorite song from Gabriel's solo career. Never in my life did I think I'd actually see it used in a montage, and so effectively.

Of all the stupid shit that this show tries to force on us in Season 2, the second dumbest* is everything having to do with Rachel. I mean, Frank has NOTHING better for Stamper to do than babysit this chick? Hell, LET her go to the press and tell them everything, who the hell would even believe her? It would be a…

I hope you reserved a table for two.

Pain, or damage, don't end the world. Or despair. Or fuckin' beatings.
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you've got more punishment
in store. Stand it like a man, and give some back.

Could you have been born, and not egg-hatched as I've always assumed?

I don't know. If she says that she has 100% trust in the person that she knows for a fact has already lied right to her face, she doesn't stand much of a chance.

It was way too long. They could have easily lopped off an hour, and lost none of the impact.

The Merv Griffin show is a bad episode?!

An author, writing books?

Good point.

Completely agree about Thomas. He is potentially one of the most interesting characters on the show, but his entire season consisted of a half-dozen scenes of him sidling up to Baxter, saying, "What have you heard upstairs?", and Baxter giving him a vague and slightly sad look.

No love for the imminent release of HEX: Shards of Fate, which had one of the most successful Kickstarter campaigns ever for a video game?

More like wang naked.

YOU'RE A RABID ANTI-DENTITE

As a guy in his early 40s, I urge you to get out and have sex with as many people as you can NOW. As you get older, the further you get from school and the deeper you get into a career, your opportunities for sex and relationships will plummet dramatically.

The wham-bang "style" of the show seems a lot of more pronounced (and grating) this season. Maybe it's just my perception, but watching this season has been a chore.

Jennifer Lawrence is at least 15 years too young for her part in American Hustle, but who cares, she'll win another Oscar anyway.

I don't like it when their lips turn into these weird, droopy Ws.