The pic that will launch a thousand moustaches.

Even if that is the set up for her airline (which wasn’t the case for my airline), just think through how that would work. She takes orders for two rows, but can only bring half the drinks. Someone else (who? The person mixing the drinks? Can she then take over their job? Probably not) has to go back with the drinks,…

Definitely true. And airlines have generally cut back staff to the bare minimum. There is just no other job she could be doing. If you’re working in the galley, you’re stocking the bar carts with alcohol, if you’re picking up garbage, you’re taking half empty beer cans. Even if she’s trying to serve, other FAs then…

There is certainly more to being a flight attendant than serving alcohol, but as a former FA I can tell you that it is not an insignificant part. Most of the flight you are answering call buttons and most of those are for drinks. So every time someone asks her for an alcoholic drink, another flight attendant then has…

A few years back, I went into a game chain in downtown Toronto. I told the guy that I had just finished Oblivion and was looking for something similar. He told me, without a word of a lie, that girls didn’t like to play games like that (I was in my early 30s). I told him I was literally standing right in front of him…

That is why the Happy Endings crew continue to be my imaginary friend group.

Fuck Affleck, is Michael Vartan single?

What are you doing in the greys?? It’s a cruel world.

We just posted this for the puns, yes? (not a complaint!)

I am in Toronto with a good 700 Rogers channels. I assure you, it’s not in there.

He’s not on the air anymore!! *sheds a crocadile tear*

Not really the place for this, but this is exactly the problem. Nothing the Leafs are doing right now is exciting or maddening enough to warrant yelling. It is all ‘meh’. Be prepared for a whole bunch of socks and sensible shoes is all I’m saying.

Dude, free agency doesn’t start until tomorrow. I am in the rage yelling dead zone. Plus, Mitch is juuuust fine with me.

If this were Sarah Palin, my eyes would be rolled back into my skull. But I WANT that apron.

It’s the off season!!

Sigh. I have nothing left to yell at the Leafs.

As a Canadian, there is a part of me (the late night drunken part) that wishes I had access to Fox News. Because sometimes you just want to yell at your TV.

Hold the phone- does that say she is 5’2’’?? In pictures she is so statueque I assumed she had to be a good 5’9’’. Her posture is just amazing.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but I believe that in some religions, if you die during a hot dog eating contest your soul gets to immediately pass go, gets right into paradise, and has a prime seat on the Lord’s left hand side, and 40 virgin mudslides. I’m pretty sure.

I think he’s about to demonstrate the proper technique for performing the Heimlich maneuver on an unconscious adult. Staying calm is key.