They’re already OVER their goal! Amazing!!

This story, plus the one a week or so back about how she treated Jason Lee’s ex when she left Scientology (and her newsletter!) means that Jenna Elfman is officially dead to me. Dharma is a lie.

I don’t think it’s news to anyone that someone like Holly enjoys the spotlight, but he doesn’t seem to be refuting her claims.

Channing Tatum has never done it for me. I always thought I was just not a beefcake kind of gal. Then my eyes met Joe Manganiello.

Handsdown, the most American title I have ever read.

I dunno. I think we can all agree that Brody Jenner is gross, but I am seeing ‘generic brunette’ not Kylie’s doppelganger.

I’ll take this over endless dog pictures anyday. I mean, the dogs aren’t even DOING anything!

I know it’s a big dangerous animal that could kill me with one swipe, but damn that thing is freakin’ adorable, I want to hug it and kiss it and boop it’s nose...I have a death wish or something.

Why is violent misogyny in scare quotes?

That picture: At first I was like, ‘ew’ and then I was like, ‘I want to eat it’. Kind of like dicks.

Taking pictures of someone being sick? What the fuck is wrong with people?

I had to google ‘plur’ :)

So what now? A failed man does not equal a woman. I bet they’re going to super fail the woman test of shedding their uterine linings. Guess it’s a life of wandering eunuch-dom!

I pretty impressed with the age range. I haven’t been to a rave since the mid-90s, but based on these pics, it looks like I could pull out my furry pants and head in there without getting hate from millenials. Wishful thinking?

I sure as hell hope so. I wouldn’t want to remember any of that in the morning.

What is even going on with that stray patch of facial hair along his jaw line? I’ve seen better mustaches on 14-year-olds.

I’m sorry, but she’s no Celine. That woman is fucking workhorse.

Ok, but the two don’t fall in love, do they? I’ve been wary ever since the Magic in the Moonlight trailer. (I know Nancy Meyers is not Woody Allen, but you can never be too careful).

Something about those uneven googly eyes has always done it for me.

Allen is a ‘former’ city manager because his all-female commission fired him. I wonder if he might have some sort of ax to grind about women in authority.