I was going to say what about the bizarre spaceship at LAX? But then I looked it up and it’s closed! That place was so weird, it was like traveling back in time via really tiny elevator.

I cannot stop watching that gif! God, the Simpsons was good back in the day! Seriously, what, a second and a half, and I am sitting here chortling like an idiot.

I don’t think there is a word to accurately describe how disgusting and upsetting that is.

Which begs the question (that I am clearly years behind in asking): what the hell did she do to herself? She is unrecognizable!

Well holy freakin’ crap! You just blew my mind! Why did no one tell me she was the girl from Witch Mountain?! If you’ll excuse me, I have a few hundred hours of reality tv to catch up on.

From now on, the only acceptable uses of the #blessed need to be in relation to stories about dog shit.

Speaking of quack doctors... is there no professional body that Dr. Phil is embarrassing?

What I mean is that they have to move the body eventually. But presumably undressing a body disturbs the crime scene, so not sure why they didn’t move her somewhere private before doing so.

That is super creepy. Moving the body? Fine. Undressing the body? Fine. But why do it at the scene of the crime, out in the open for everyone to see? I really can’t imagine that it’s standard procedure for every traffic fatality to be stripped by the side of the road.

When the rich and entitled finally fail at something- is there any sweeter feeling in life?

This sony leak is just the gift that keeps on giving!

My first thought was, ‘Now how am I going to marry him when I grow up?’

Racism: solved, Sexism: done. Let’s all just put our feet up, cause we are kicking ass at being humans!

This is interesting- someone else also pointed it out. But it begs the question (not sure if you can answer it): why have states been experimenting with all these slow, painful, risky drug combos when nitrogen was always available?

Sorry, I’m an example of what, exactly?

That’s....nice. Are you sure it hasn’t been used because of associations with Nazism? Cause, Utah is killing people with firing squads, and pretty much every dictator since guns were invented has used that method.

Oh for crying out loud- I shouldn’t have to spell it out for you. I’m not equating Oklahoma with the Nazi regime, I’m comparing which form of gas is more humane. Take your outrage elsewhere.

Huh...so on the scale of killing people, Oklahoma is...doing better than most? Makes me wonder why so many states are all worked up about running out of drugs and choosing to experiment with terrible, tortuous combos.

But the article says it’s never been tried on humans, so how are they so sure? Of course, not sure how you test an execution method...

I really don’t know enough about it- die by poison gas, or slowly suffocate by lack of oxygen? Either seems cruel and unusual to me.