So the question is: Who is more humane, Oklahoma or the Nazis?

That was my first thought- nitrogen gas has really never been tried on humans? Really? Not even the Nazis?

Not forgiven, you fuck.

Not to make light of a terrible condition, but when I hear ‘I have Morgellons’, I picture this:

Ugh, Alzheimers is the absolute worst. I pray I never have to see anyone go through that.

Yay! But there is no happy ending for human rights activists in China. If they get back to work and keep pushing for change from within China, it will only end one way.

I think it might be a reference to Slap Shot, where the GM tells a story about a guy who was a terrible masturbator (masturbater? I’m not googling that) and would get penalties on purpose.

Reincarnation wise, he was probably Einstein smart and Mother Theresa good to get a prime uterus like that for his next run. So I say, hats off to you my little divine, all powerful toddler! I know better than to ever bet against you.

God damn it, people can buy their own pot! How are the dogs even supposed to roll without opposable thumbs? They need our help!

When you say ‘ingesting’, do you mean eating it in some way or being in the room when someone was smoking it?

Well geez, it’s a good thing the plane didn’t crash on the flight over, or that baby’s soul would have been fucked!

I, for one, am tired of updating my vocabulary. I can only google so many hashtagged acronyms.

Oooorrr...we could just leave him in prison.

I'm pretty sure everyone on this comment thread is going to Hell... and yes, I would, and I would make him keep the wig on.

*Phew*. Just checking!

Is that a joke?

Starting to seriously contemplate grad school.

I recommend googling it. I just did. That woman is a lunatic.

How are Nicole Richie and Joel Madden able to drop that kind of money? Is his music career still a thing? Does her dad still have that much money kicking around?

I always like to think that while they might appear to be a brick wall, something might have seeped in that they might think about later.