Trying to comprehend the “English” used by this Diplo guy is actively lowering my IQ. (Did that sound smug? GOOD.)

Honestly, what is the point of calling yourself a libertarian if you are so against the free will of half the population?

I don’t think we should be blaming innocent sloths for reddit dumbfuckery. #Notallsloths

Deodorant always gets me. The women’s ones are so freakin’ tiny. I am so tempted to buy the men’s deodorant, but I don’t want to smell like an aqua-pine.

And her pubic hair is out of control!

Maybe just an excuse to immediately remake it with a full white cast to counterbalance the diversity, a la Ghostbusters?

I love the language she used. The Indian version of “I’m not mad, I’m disappointed”. Ouch! Nothing worse!

I thought the answer was January Jones.

Do it. Especially when math departments are paying so much lip service to the idea of encouraging more women to enter the field. It’s just an innocent question: does this kind of ‘joke’ make women feel more welcome or not?

The equivalent of the asshole who has to leave a 'Who cares about this? There are children starving in Africa!' comment on every story about racism/sexism/homophobia/ablism/etc.

That'll learn her!

Part of me wishes Elisha success with One Big Happy...another part of me hopes it fails miserably and Happy Endings 2.0 gets closer to becoming a reality.

My expert opinion of her cinematic vision is that there weren't enough wangs.

So 'dick fright' is when you berate a smug tool so relentlessly that his manhood just retreats back up into his body, right??

Agreed. And much better than the ubiquitous yakkity sax. OVER IT.

So it turns out I have been singing those lyrics COMPLETELY wrong for years.

Seriously. I'm sold- where do I sign up?

Is it weird that I've been praying all season for her to have a miscarriage?

This woman is a god-damned gem.

I would LOVE to have cocktails with her every night and just listen to her rant... but I'm afraid I really don't have anything appropriate to wear.