I am 110% behind 3D printing, because I am convinced it is a step towards Star Trek-style replicators. Then all we need is transporters and a holodeck and civilization will be complete!

So maybe we should collectively rethink our stance on eating seal meat? Tasty, plentiful, and a penguin will thank you!

I had a talent show birthday party, with a little stage, a bunch of terrible stand-up, and then awards. Unfortunately, my mom made me go to my room and pick out some old toys I didn't want, to use as prizes. Yeah, that was super embarrassing at the time, but I guess she was doing me a solid?

When it's married couples in their 30s, I know to be super excited on the outside and on the inside, start planning my social life without them.

That was awesome. But wow, that made childbirth sound like a freakin' walk in the park!

The plot of the Little Mermaid so-so, but then my dad asked me what Frozen is about and my attempt to sum up the plot made it sound incredibly boring: "This queen has the power to freeze things. She freezes a whole bunch of things. So her sister, umm, saves her. And then that sister saves the other sister. Or…

Hold the phone- so you're telling me I can just put two slices of pizza on top of each other and call it a quesadilla?! America, you seriously dropped the ball not coming up with this first.

Kristin Chenoweth? Aren't we worried her pitch will send all the dogs into hysterics, like that scene in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang?

Prince Charles anyone?

Totally! I think it's more surprising to see her smiling than naked. Her and Kourtney usually look like a pair of smacked arses (to use Geordie Shore lingo).

Did your family every make pasta sauce using just margarine and ketchup? (I think that's how I saw Mama June do it). Not that there's anything wrong if they did, but certain corners of the internet are certainly going to be judgey about it.

You know how we all had that discussion about them making impoverished white communities look bad by flopping in the mud and cooking with margarine? Well they're doing wonders for their demographic now.

I always think with my marriage that cheating is awful, but if it happened, I might try and work passed it. However, if he cheated and any of our friends knew about it, that is an absolute deal breaker. All the women that Jack fooled around with must have known he was with Houston, and that aspect of cheating, making…

Oh my god, enough with all the 'feminist' talk, am I right?! (I'm not.)

That only place I ever see a TIME magazine is at my grandmother's house, and I'm pretty sure she has no idea what any of these words mean.

Don't you worry- vaginas fit babies, this will not be a problem. I think you might be watching too many of the wrong kind of pornos.

What about that profile shot of Ewan McGregor taking off a condom in Trainspotting? That scene made my adolescence.

Democrats are like a really trampy shade of red lipstick that sends the message you are asking for it. Republicans are like a demure dusty rose that gets you marriage proposals from the right type of men.

Lol, yeah, it's the gun control that has fucked up Mexico, certainly no other important socio-political factors at work. Which is why Western Europe and Australia are such hotbeds of guerrilla activity. In my country we have plenty of gun control (could always have more) and yet we haven't been overrun by bandits! But…