Women don’t care about impractical, bullshit fantasy dress-up this year. If it isn’t comfortable enough for crouching in a bomb shelter or standing on a raft for 3 days, it’s nonsense and unnecessary. Get a grip, Raf.

I am convinced he believes it makes him look thinner. Which is most certainly does not.

Things must be going fucking great in some alternate universe. Lucky assholes.

He’s like that Instagram douche Dan Bilzarian — a person-shaped hole that’s trying to fill itself with shiny things.

$10 says he asked if he could touch her hair.

I read an awesome statistical analysis of Trump’s tweets and it’s a breakdown of when he writes his own and when he doesn’t. A fascinating study in the making of a sociopath: http://varianceexplained.org/r/trump-tweets/

To be fair, the only thing she stole from the podiatrist’s website was footnotes.

Woah she plagiarized Melania too? Ruthless.

Counterpoint: Monica Crowley is an inspirational figure who rose from the South Side of Chicago to become the model she is, today. Her parents urged her on to a better life, noting that, in this country, the only limitations are the scope of your dreams. And hard work. Further, she has lived her life by the motto:…

Their grand plan is to publish a lengthy think-piece in a progressive newspaper that espouses grandiose ideas of inclusion and aisle-crossing. It’ll be a big hit, for sure.

Sounds familiar...

I’ve lost my mind at this point. I genuinely hope some of these people are assassinated. I hate myself for feeling this way. It is not a choice.

I love candle drama.

Gabrielle, I love you, but now that you have compared Donald Trump with National Treasure Dolly Parton, you and I are in a fight. :(

Oh, and y’all concern trolls can take your cries of “hypocrisy” and see if they protect you when Trump’s brownshirts have you up against the wall. Like, really, save it. People out here trying every legal way to prevent fascism and you’re tone policing and concern trolling about “optics.”

I want honest, unrestrained, maybe not that sober Barack.. Is that too much to ask?

I really respect President Obama, but I think one of his challenges is assuming that everybody is as measured and reasonable as he is.

I voted for Hillary Clinton.

He’s happy to see someone wearing a wig is in the White House.