“it’s the reason why Stan Smiths re-entered the sartorial lexicon with such force a few years back.” Hmmmm — I’m going to have to contest that. It was actually Jacquemus who was a little known shop assistant at Comme des Garçons moonlighting as a designer with a group of incredibly chic and influential young Parisian…

My husband says it’s because pigs eat carrion — and that other animals that eat carrion are likewise forbidden but it’s ‘pork’ that gets the most attention because it’s a domesticated animal, unlike vultures, for example.

The fucking chivari chairs...lol

You’ve obviously never been on the receiving end of a foil flick.... OUCH.

THIS MOVIE!!!! Thanks for reminding me!

This is probably true. My racist cousin is always sharing Deadspin articles on FB.

Dox this bitch. Why not?

A DC friend told me that we should start seeing indictments by November — low hanging fruit. But that Trump won’t be far behind. Let’s not give up just yet!

Will def be burning sage... but my in laws will be staying with us and probably will think I’m a weirdo and a witch lol

Yes the cousin I “saw” was also sleeping in the house, but not in the room with me. It never happened again and I hope it never does. I’ll never stay the night at her house again though, that’s for sure.

FUCK. I’m having major surgery in a month and I do NOT want to hear this 😬

Couldn’t have been because I wasn’t paralyzed. I could move — I DID move. I turned on the light. This is why I’m convinced it wasn’t a lucid dream or anything else because there was never a moment when I “woke up”. Nothing about the experience was hazy AND my little cousin confirmed to me in the morning what happened.…

Ok here’s my contribution and I hope it gets me ungreyed because it’s 100% true and scary as fuck.

He actually touched on Mosh in his freestyle: From Mosh “We gonna fight, we gonna charge, we gonna stomp, we gonna march through the swamp, we gonna mosh through the marsh” and in the freestyle he says: “He cannot withstand the fact that we’re not afraid of Trump. Fuck walking on egghells I came to stomp. That’s why…

To be fair though I’m pretty sure abortion is allowed within the first 3 months for any reason in Islam.

A little from column A, a little from column B...

Roady McRoadface

Seriously what’s with all the white people just now finding out that America is racist AF? Not even the underbelly, it’s all been right out there in the open since forever. You’re trying to tell me you’ve never heard other white people make racist comments? It’s not JUST the South (although I’ll admit I was extra…

I dunno man. It’s one thing to be called out as racist in a Fortune 500, but if these people are coming in from small towns in fly-over country I’m going to venture a guess that they won’t face much shame back home.

This is why the French call him “Poutine”. I guess being named after gravy is better than fuck.