No. Artists create art for people to enjoy. Beyond that they don’t owe people shit.

My wife has an extensive dildo collection. When we first started dating (early 20s) she would wash them in the kitchen and just keep them in the drying rack. I said “you know, why don’t you dry them in the tub behind the curtain or something”. She said “cause nobody visits my apartment but you”. Fast forward a few…

This fucking loser is an American citizen trying to kill people in the country that took him in, gave him citizenship, and provided him with opportunity. Here’s where everyone comes out to equate America with all the other horrible evils in the world. Yes, America has systemic, terrible problems, and questionable…

Please don’t let it be Tom Hanks, which was the name that sprung to my mind. I’d die inside.

Waiting for Angel...

The Daily Show had a pretty good breakdown on this one. He wasn’t reaching out to black voters, he was reaching out to white voters with a “black friend.”

He has always seemed like the anally retentive super clean type to me.

Condo boards and parent-teacher associations are where NIMBY helicopter parents and other sanctimonious meddlers go to indulge their autocratic fantasies.

When the moon hits your eye

Incidentally, Leppo was the least funny Marx brother.

Completely agreed. The mental/emotion pain of such severe disfigurement must be immense. There’s nothing “wasteful” about trying to minimize that...

Love me some Vernor’s, but it may not be nationwide.

The Four Rules

My sister used to have two sibling students from the Philippines in her class, and their names were Party and Disco...

Babysteps nameof her next boo

Suggested baby names for the tiniest Stodden:

C’mon GAP, get it together, it’s not rocket science!

She’s a white lady all in white who’s biggest moment is a gif of her fake ass being eaten on a fairly low quality clickbaity tv show. You are SO right on this. But then aren’t most of the stars of that show related to more successful/famous people, including Dunham? Isn’t that how they all got their start?

Also, it’s a fucking fast-fashion clothes store. They pay minimum wage and sell hotpants and bustier tops. They’re not really in the position to require a full skirt suit and a neat bun.

It's like she doesn't even understand who watches shows like American Idol.