Machine = wood chipper, in this instance.

Goddamn. Calling your governor out at a Starbucks is one thing, but this woman dares to give her email out in mother fucking YouTube comments. That is a bad bitch if there ever was one.

Well a quick check of my abacus seems to indicate I don’t know how math works.

Pinterest was a bridge to far for me. I can’t even...

You should become more familiar with bird law

They call women the weaker sex, but honestly, what is that based on? Women can multitask and keep their shit together during tough times. When a man panics he’s useless. Completely useless.

Go take a seat over there and think about what you’ve just said.

Concurred in entirety. The request for censorship troubled me, and the one book is such a tiny drop in the bucket I don’t think it would help anyway. But talking with the child about the messaging was a great way to handle it! She can apply that lesson to everything.

High fashion is beyond me. I don’t think I’ve ever even heard of Lanvin. So I looked up some previous seasons and hoooly shit, this season is so so so bad. If somebody that shops at Old Navy and wears flip flops year round can figure that out, how the hell did the designers of Lanvin miss it?!

What are white supremacists? What is anything? What is life? Is this hair? What is hair? Am I Republican? What’s a Republican, even? I don’t know. Give me a list of people with hair who are Republicans and I’ll research it and let you know.

Yeah I imagine the Olsen Twins casually seeing this, smirking, and then lighting cigarettes as they hob nob with the French elite or whatever.

I never had an AG doll as a kid, but I had a lot of the books. The scene in which Addy is forced to eat a handful of tobacco bugs by an overseer because she is working too slowly or something gave me nightmares for months.

Yeah, I’m a woman of color and I think framing this as a competition for who gets to be chosen by hot white guys is missing the point about as much as it’s possible to.

He's the bipolar kid who is getting his MFA at your college who asks too many questions in class, has weird final submissions, and also makes you worry about your safety.

Speaking as a trans woman, this couldn’t be more true. That’s where we take gender norms to destroy them, and it’s also the main conversion site where we recruit the children. This is a crushing blow against our war on The American Way.

There is a guy here at work whose relationship status we can determine based on his body odor. But no one says anything.

After the attacks in Cologne, there were accusations that the media weren’t covering them because they were concerned about inciting violence against refugees.

Bobby, I’m familiar with all the words you use here, just not in this particular order.

Truly a man of the book. Great book, read the whole thing. Phenomenal. Lots of words—good words—true words. Two words? Fabulous book. Five stars on Amazon.