I'm pretty sure he's gay. I think he's a trust fund baby who maybe doesn't want to come out to his parents (?), and genuinely likes Katie, so they just sorta talk about sex without actually engaging in it. Not that I watch the show or anything...

His current Hooter’s GF is apparently a lurker.

Schwartzy is a definite yes, no hesitation. When I dig deeper and get real honest with myself, I have to admit that Sandoval is also a yes. The rest of those bros are firm NOs.

No fucking way is he 36. If he is, it’s a seriously hard-living 36... I’d say he’s 40 already, which is Hollywood 36.

It was pretty well established on the show that not a one of those dudes could manage to get it up for their girlfriends more than once every six months, so to me this is less Would U and more of a Could He?

Also, who is saying they’d have sex with James? He’s horrifying. What a disgustingly little drugged up toad.

Also, his bedroom, complete with stained sheets on a floor mattress was DISGUSTING.

If you have an old pair of headphones with one bad ear, cut off their cord near the 3.5mm tip and insert that tip into your headphone jack. No more surprise noises, and it’s fairly unobtrusive.

Are we going to talk about the fact that Lala last night acted like reading a book was such a huge accomplishment that I now suspect it was the first book she’s ever read? And that she picked Ayn Rand to start with? (noooo Lala nooooo)

Peter is easily the best looking and most responsible. But I wouldn’t let him talk. There was one episode where he hit on one of the chicks (Vail? Man, where did she go? She only lasted like half a season...) and it was so awkward I literally had to pause and recover.

He looks like the bro-version of Fred Flintstone now.

to all of them:

They were showing a lot of footage of season 1 Jax on WWHL last night and I gotta say that he was a pretty foxy dude until the coke and steroid bloat took over.

Who voted for Current-State Jax? You’re likely to end up with a sweaty, crimson-faced corpse pinning you to his futon.

WHO?????

BAH GAWD KING THEY REPLENISHED OUR JR DROP SUPPLY

Didn’t hurt that he was legitimately good at playing his role, as well. I hated him, like, for real for real (I was a dumb teen. I’m also a dumb adult, so imagine how dumb of a teen I was). So seeing him get put through so much hell quenched a weird, sadistic thirst of mine.

You may not be hyped, but look on the bright side...they pretty much have to get Good Ol JR to call the match, and then we’ll have another 10 years of JR Soundbytes to overlay random awesome sports highlights.

The whale shark of the supercar world

From what I’ve seen, basically all Vectors are unloved. They’re pretty much 80's rolling spaceships, yet they’re always pushed to the backs of history books.