Yes, the fucking Steubenville rape apologists have found a new cause. I saw this on pinterest and it was so right on about what happened:

I hoped to present a more fully-rounded portrait of Mr. Holtzclaw than had appeared in the press. I hoped to explore the question of what had happened to this once-promising young man.

“He can’t move well; painful to sit. Sits in car with seat fully reclined.”

AB, these political eulogies are fan-fucking-tastic.

Jeb Bush is two black dots rolling in the eyeholes of a soggy paper plate mask.

I want to put a catheter full of fire ants up his pee hole.

I’m the cook in the family too. My son is interested in cooking as well.

I didn’t

...My dad cooks for us because the women work in my family. Dad wouldn’t come out of the kitchen for this asshole. (Dad is retired so he has the time to cook for us.)

Remember, kids. This is the “reasonable” one.

Not anymore he isn’t, the royal family is notorious for their attempt to keep their lives private, the man has seen the last royal corgi. (though I am sure the common corgi is still up for cuddles and corgiology)

Exactly. You think the humans can look this cute in slo-mo?

Meh. I can still eat (all the best) Girl Scout cookies. You know, the ones with chocolate?

Media attention is like heroin. Strangely addictive and the end-result will be death by choking on your vomit.

Arnold Rampersad is an exceedingly gracious man and Rachel Dolezal continues to be a fuckin’ idiot.

It’s a weird, weird world we live in. I’m sure it’s a well-meant gift and one much needed for legal bills. However, it is so odd to me that we are at the point where press releases about goodwill gestures and gifts have to be issued or else the public and peers will accuse you of being a false friend or bad feminist…

As another perpetual single this is something that I’m dying to know as well.

I still can’t believe a human being has the real name “Lockhart Steele.”