I fuckin’ hated Charlize’s gown, holy shit.

it’s a porn parody without the porn

Yes! They do. That’s why I keep my luggage in the bathtub (ideally) or on the luggage stand (second-best) when I stay in a hotel rather than on the floor— at least if the hotel has ‘em, you’re less likely to take them home that way.

Put this shit on loop in the Louvre. I’m not kidding even the slightest bit.

Also the age of the “bridal hat,” as evidenced by my boyfriend’s mother who sported both the haircut and hat on her wedding day in 1982!

Do this clinic have a specific website/link where interest parties may make a donation?

OH MY GOD, HANKY <3 <3 *kissy face*

I guess I’m just going to hang out in the comments section of this all afternoon to talk about the show.

I think half of it is just thinking about how Lisa says “Schwartzy” in her lovely accent.

Aspirational fuckers

My grandma had Polio as a child. It crippled her severely and her mobility suffered from childhood until the day she died. Vaccines!!!!!!!!!! RIP grandma.

“PLEASE DON’T LET THIS AFFECT MY CAREER, MOSTLY.”

Oh well, who needs “healthy babies,” am I right???????

It’s six albums, I believe

It’s not rape if they made you famous, right

I’m fucking dead inside.

Shitty leftovers? Well now it’s officially a Fiesta! Celebrate that shit.

vintage radios and old glass line insulators and real old FiestaWare

All mined gemstones are unethical, full stop.

The job market for damn near every grad is awful, engineers included.