For real, my wife loved his ‘you da real mvp’ speech years back, but now he’s a sell out punk bitch.

Hey, they totally stole that motto from the Republicans!

“Durant has said that his play in the final minute ‘felt clean’.”

“I really should have had that LeBortion.”

The way America is currently trying to reckon with its unspoken realities of abuses of power against racial, sexual and gender minorities…I wish gamers would have that sort of community soul seeking endeavor. Painful and violent and with gnashing of teeth though it may be, I think we owe it to ourselves and the world…

As a Dallas-born Philly resident and former diehard Cowboys fan until that perpetually gaping asshole Jerry Jones signed Greg Hardy, I say: HAHAHAHAHA! Eat shit Cowboys! Jerry, I hope you get nothing but Depends for Christmas and that Dallas doesn’t win another playoff game until after you die (I also hope you die…

She also normalized Trump for years by treating him as a serious man.

Laughing. At. Assholes. Removes. Their. Power.

There is a character in the DCU named Mister Bones, who’s a skeleton that works for the government. This guy looks more human than Bannon.

“Congratulations to the NCAA for forgetting to adequately enforce their own byzantine rulebook.”

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Eaton Shit

Ahem.

Give the guy a break - defending indefensible Cardinals is basically a Pavlovian response for Post-Dispatch baseball writers.

What about literally roasting her?

Pitbull has better range.

I thought that was the inauguration crowd. My mistake.

+3/5 of the time, it works every time

Richardson was apparently very disappointed to learn he had to sell the whole team rather than each player individually.

Pretty sure we sneer at fanfic because 99.999% of fanfic is absolute shit.