“In the criminal justice system, the people are represented by two separate yet equally important groups: The police, who are are trying to plant some shit on me, and bitch I got lawyer money.”

You know what you call eastern Washington? Western Idaho.

I think you mean...unpresidented.

If you’re not in favor of Net Neutrality, than fuck you. I mean, seriously, kill yourself. You are an enemy of humanity, and you need to just jump off the nearest fucking bridge.  I’m sorry if my words are harsh, but again, fuck you.

Yes.

I was a political science major, and I have been doing a lot of thinking about what a Jones upset would mean. It’s pretty significant, and requires a fair amount of nuanced thinking. So I apologize in advance if this gets kind of dense and long, but here’s the analysis of someone who studies and thinks about this…

Congratulations Alabama!

“Bannon worked to create a counter-narrative that ultimately would change many Republicans’ perception of the scandal. A former filmmaker, he’s long been captivated by the propaganda films of Leni Riefenstahl”

I’m so happy I stopped watching this show.

Don’t be.

Why Your Knee Sucks

The concussion protocol must involve tossing him a ball and seeing how he reacts. When the team doctor tossed Savage the ball he immediately dropped it and stared blankly into space. So everything seemed normal and they cleared him.

In a franchise which has always at least attempted strong female roles, I object to them coming up with a lonely office lady who just needs a hunk and a family as a character in the first place. Look back at Laura Dern way back in JP1, and look at Bryce in JW, it is not a happy progression. Even Tea Leoni’s idiot…

They’re still trying to figure out where East and West Korea went.

LeBron was better than Westbrook last year, too.

Life, uh, finds a way

I’ll bet his Halloween Immortan Joe costume doesn’t take much time to prepare.

Oh no, he will destroy my fond memories of... Grease?

Wholeheartedly appreciating the Mighty Boosh reference in the title