Cliff’s Notes: Moron sleeps through disembarking procedure, isn’t seen by flight crew because she is not sitting in seat properly, gets left on perfectly safe plane sitting on perfectly safe runway. Moron can’t figure out how to use phone, use radio, or open a door. (THERE ARE CARDS IN EVERY SEAT SHOWING HOW TO OPEN…

I am the guy who always wants a happy ending, so here’s hoping something strange went down but he will be back with a whale of a story to tell. Finger crossed. 

Many cities also have taxes and restrictions that scale up as displacement goes up. Smaller motors are cheaper to live with in many areas. 

This is a real problem anywhere in PA that houses rely on public spaces for their parking. PA people who own a house seem to think that they also own the parking space out front. They put chairs there, they vandalize cars that park there, they paint lines, they call police...it’s insane. My wife’s car was vandalized…

So 200 units, sold only in limited markets, qualifies it for “production car” status? The Type R is available anywhere, in any volume you please. Honda should come out with a Type R Mugen, 200 copies, sold only in Ohio, with Penske remote shocks and Hoosier slicks. 

Look, I don’t care what Uber charges. In my city, cabs are as useless as tits on a bull, and about as pleasant to be inside of. Uber works, and it works well. It works because people sign up to drive. So please, pay them what is fair so they will keep doing it, even if you have to pass some of the cost on to me. If…

Nothing was his fault. He didn’t choose to party like a rock star and over-indulge in alcohol, no no, he had a disease. He probably caught alcoholism from the sink in the bar because he was too busy to wash his hands, poor victim. And he didn’t choose to stay after his shift and party like a rock star, no no, Tiger…

Some GT350s were at a recent track day I was spectating at. They sound amazing, they look amazing, and they flat-out perform. The fact that Ford made improvements mean that there is still someone in Dearborn who cares about cars instead of SUVs and trucks. 

I am making a note of this idiots name and other information so that I can follow up every few years and see if he is ever able to breed. I am then going to make a point of wearing t-shirts in front of his kids, walking near them with signs, driving in front of them on their way to school, and maybe even skywriting…

Thank you for not taking the time to ever mention whether or not it is actually against the rules to eat on the train. Apparently, this piece of information is irrelevant in the face of being black. 

I see plenty of paint damage, but no body damage. 

It sounds terrible, denying children a hot lunch, but food costs money and it has to come from somewhere. School budgets are cut to the bone in most areas of the US, and tax revenues are not nearly enough in low-income areas. While I agree that we need to feed the kids and not subject them to shame, there is no good…

Born from Hermit Crabs? What the hell does that even mean?!?!? Oxy causes people to say some messed-up shit. 

Floods, hurricanes, tornados, wildfires...they have all missed this town so far, but here’s hoping that their luck will change soon!

The guys doing the work (or gals, sorry about that) make very little I am guessing. They work for a ring that quickly drops the wheels into a container where is it shipped overseas and sold in Asian or Russian markets. You can sell a set of 20" rims for a lot more there than you can here, and since they sidestep all…

Who the fuck is nipsy hustle? 

I had to Google WOKE and I don’t see how it applies here.

I used to do joint exercises with the British SAS. In the steamiest jungles of South America, they’d clear an LZ with a mile of fucking det cord then, then put on a pot of tea. Trees are still on fire and everything is smoking and your ears are ringing and these guys are making Earl Gray!

The Datsun Nissan Stanza 3-door is the rarest mass-produced car in the world. For a year or so, Datsun was changing its name to Nissan and both badges appeared on their cars. The Stanza 3-door was not a particularly strong seller, and no one kept them for long, and they have all disappeared. There may be one in a…

The Type 3 VW had windshield fluid squirters that were powered by air pressure. You pressurized the tank with the same hose you used to fill your tires, and when the pressure was gone, they stopped working. It was great during slushy PA winters, I always carried a bicycle pump to re-pressurize them on the side of the…