This is a April Fool’s post right?  I mean, sexy and that front end in the same sentence must be a joke.  The guy in the background is dead sexy compared to the abomination that is the Sonata grill.  

I place the blame squarely on the service manager. It is becoming the hardest position in the industry to find decent people to fill. Most dealerships are staffed by inept, inexperienced, dishonest, rude, and often times downright hostile service managers.  Perhaps the pay is low or the hours long, but it has been…

When are we going to come up with a better term than homophobia? I get that everyone understands what it means now, but come on, being afraid of homosexuals is not that big of a deal. The nazis were afraid of people who practiced Judaism, but we don’t call them jewophobic because they ACTED on their fears. We call…

It’s not a performance bargain, that’s like saying the F-35 is marginally quick. At $30k, it’s the performance deal of the century, plus ten.

Its amazing, but if Pininfarina wants to make money, they need more than a halo car. Remember, Bertone helped on the design of many more mainstream cars. When is one of these companies going to take the Fiesta ST drivetrain and put it in a mid-engine sexy thing and sell it for $40K?  Or $30k? 

If I skip the shoe polish on the tires because it looks stupid, can I save a mil?

Waiting for the next torrent to post, excitedly downloading and watching the show on-demand (before that was a thing), discussing it on the forum...FinalGear was a big part of my life back in the day. I am saddened by this news, you brightened my life Viper007Bond.

How many people worked at that Sonic? Not one of them knew how to spell “too”? I think the owners got a good deal there. 

Hey kid, fuck you.

I get that it wasn’t what she intended, but “small portable grille” is a pretty cool tat. I mean, its perfect for tailgating, a date night, on the road...just like Arianna. 

Wow, I did not know that about Henry Ford.

They should fry for the homophobic attack, then their crispy corpses should be fried again for the racist attack.  Or vice versa, as long as they fry twice.  

The influence of the Z3 is evident in the side profile, it looks like Toyota stuck a bunch of wacky crap onto it and called it a day. The look is comical, ungainly and in a word: ugly. They had an opportunity to make something really sexy, or cutting edge, or muscular, what a shame. Hopefully, it will be dynamically…

The driver realized they were driving a Chevy Aveo and decided to end it all.

Short Version: The most boring automaker on earth shows off yet another tease of its BMW clone and its CEO shows up in a Chrysler 300. 

About fucking time! This was an issue for me 20 years ago, and it is amazing that it has taken this long for a single state to catch up with the times. You think bathrooms are bad, see how many states don’t have a presumption of 50/50 shared custody laws on the books. 

Expensive watches, like expensive cars, can be rented and leased. If you want someone to know you are successful, you buy the default status symbol, a boring watch design that has not changed in years and doesn’t even offer the same functionality of a $10 Casio? That makes no sense, you are buying into their marketing…

My $200 Fossil watch is heavy, feels great, can be looked at, tells accurate time and doesn’t require batteries. Waterproof to 30m too. I can take calls on my Apple Watch, check email, send texts, watch videos. That’s worth a few quid, not a fancy label.

So you spend thousands of dollars on a fashion item because it is heavy, very manly indeed. Do you also consider the colors and if they match your outfit? 

Agreed, but if you have a need to go 0-60 in under 3 seconds and top out at over 200mph, you have to spend north of $300,000. If you want to know if it’s 3:00, you don’t have to spend more than $10.