Randy is doing anything particularly amazing, he's just keeping the car at the absolute limit of traction at all times and maintaining the perfect line at all times. Don't get me wrong, not many mortals can do that, but based on his speed I was expecting him to be sprinkling fairy dust or signing pacts with satan or…

As kids, we had a very long layover with Mom in New York's LaGuardia. After sitting around for several hours, we decided to go and sit by our departure gate. Which turned out to be at Islip. The airline put our connecting flight at a different airport and never mentioned it to us!

Well I am glad to see that my tax dollar are hard at work clearing the streets of slow-moving, cool-looking old-school Land Rovers. If they were allowed to be owned and driven they would...well they would cause...well the negative impact of these vehicle would be...well they are infringing upon...well I can't think…

Not from the same factory, but each was a factory car...

I just got Ford Sync. It simply cannot recognize any name in my contacts. It doesn't even try.

I remember seeing a documentary about the H2 Hummer, and all of the work that went into making sure it lived up to the off-road reputation set by the H1. It was an amazing achievement, considering it was based of the Suburban. But then the it's reputation was forever tarnished by these monstrosities:

Let Disney run it?

The Nissan Pulsar NX. It was NOT just a "chicks car" as many people claimed. It was also for idiots, morons, airheads and the mentally challenged. So quit with the NX bashing already!

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Thank you for letting me know such a thing exists, I will be shopping for them promptly.

I have always said that a million-dollar Prevost RV is NOT the best way to travel in style. The BEST option is one of these that you use to hop from 5-Star Hotel to 5-Star Resort. Who wants to clean and make their own bed? I'll take mine with no beds, just massive loungers, ridge, and a bathroom.

T-Handle Allen Wrenches.

What's with all the 4WD and fancy RVs and crap? When my old man took us camping, we piled into the Impala and drove up logging roads as far as the rear snow tires would take us. Pitch a tent and start a fire and we were happy.

Proof positive that I need to have a GT500...but anything with over 500hp will do.

No matter what you pick, you will want more room eventually. So start with the biggest thing you can find. I would add slide-outs and a roof-top deck.

The Sears Battery offer is ONLY on certain batteries while supplies last, they have to be purchased online and picked up in a local store. Buy online BEFORE you go to the store, the store will not match the online price.

The Sears Battery offer is ONLY on certain batteries while supplies last, they have to be purchased online and…

Let's face it, with modern cars you need a set of tools just to change the air filter, and why would you because the local oil change place takes care of that? The one thing that people still have to crack the hood and fix for themselves is a dead battery.

For that, forget carrying jumper cables and flagging down a…

There's my fucking bag! Damn airline lost it in 2009 and claimed that it was my fault. Ha! I was right! Now how do I get it back? My favorite socks are in there.

Oh boo hoo, another whiney bitch session about killing an animal. The reality is that humans kill millions of animals to make our lives easier and our lunch tastier every day. No one cares, as long as they don't have to see it. Then something like this surfaces, and everyone is full of indignation. And then the…

I drove a Panamera GTS up the Autobahn to a private tour of the Porsche Factory where we got to see inside many of the cars, and finished with dinner at the steakhouse attached. I mention this only because it is so freaking cool and I was so lucky to get to do it and it is about the only cool car-thing I will ever…