The HotWheels Camarao gets a partial pass from me. Only because I have been doing trade shows for over 20 years, and sometimes stuff does not come together on time, get delivered on time, or is damaged upon arrival. Sometimes you gotta scramble and make it look good, quick.

Sounds like another woman who needs a smack in the mouth there Sleeze McQueen.

Wow, did the shop have untrained monkeys working on it? And I'm not using a euphemism, I mean ACTUAL monkeys?

Could that woman look at herself any more? She needs a smack in the mouth.

911 lovers would have you think that the 928 is evil and deserving of scorn and shame, and it has no racing pedigree. But the 928S4 is an amazing car, fast and comfortable and practical. Think of it as more of a modern M6, 20 years ahead of its time.

+1 for the Aztec. My family had two of them as rental cars when we vacationed in Florida. For visiting the mouse and the beach and theme parks, it was hard to beat. Held tons of stuff, was easy to drive and see out of, and the kids loved all of the cubbies and cup holders.

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Perhaps not the ugliest of all, but the late 80's Buick Century deserves a mention for it's odd boomerang shape, ugly fake-wood veneers, and being affixed to the worst car ever produced by mankind. The top would flex 3-4 inches under light pressure too!

Remember when Bam was skinny, edgy and cool? Now he is fat, bloated, quasi-gay and just plain irrelevant. Hey Vegas, what's the line on an O.D. for Bam? I'd like to get some action on that one.

...they all just seem too ‘white collar, mid 30′s, growing a beer belly‘,

The cigarette lighter. Just as the pound symbol on a phone has been turned into a hashtag, the cigarette lighter will disappear and the plug will be rebranded as a "charging port".

Um, clicking buy it now is in no way a legally binding contract. Good luck trying to get that to stick.

Where are the twin booms?

$900/month is standard for what industry because I want to change industries!

Your the idiot who bought a Windows phone! We were all wondering...

Dates back to the days of the Mini, when cars were small to be economical post-war, but were thoughtfully engineered with fold-down trunks to increase cargo capacity. I guess the rule is still on the books!

Watch an idiot not pay attention and almost get a Darwin Award

Is the giant obnoxious dildo in the background, or the foreground?

Must be spending it on hookers an booze, because he sure as hell ain't spending it on shirts and toothpaste!