I don’t know why white people insist on taking their dogs everywhere. Take the dog to the dog park not to the university campus. They would be quite upset if the university starts insisting to see identification to keep them and their dogs out if they weren’t attending the university.  

On behalf of countries who are routinely blown apart every other week, many due to the Petyr Baelish School of American Foreign Policy, I’m gonna pretend you didn’t say that about other countries and 9/11. Tragedies happen everywhere and they suck everywhere; we just had to AmericanExceptionalism(tm) ours into “OUR…

recorded the offensive jingle, “Pickaninny Heaven,”

Billy.  Billy Haisley is complaining about the result.

“Soccer has existed for over a century and a half without missed calls spelling the game’s doom.”

Nah

Agree with Nah, it’s not perfect and it takes too long, but this was one of the greatest games of CL history and would have been tainted by a decision that is extremely difficult to get right in real time

THANK.YOU.

If it’s more important for you to have an emotional “moment” than to have a fair outcome, go watch a fucking movie.  

Deadspin: VAR is awful

Those Russian bots you’ve heard so much about were extremely effective

Actually, Mike Meyer’s might...

I hear Tim Heidecker will be acting as defense counsel.

I haven’t seen a six day beating this bad since 1967.

Its actually more like if UMBC had beat UVA four times in a row

HERE IT IS BROS

It’s baffling to me that so many critics (and members of the public, to be fair) can’t seem to grasp this concept. 

“As written, Sam is borderline reprehensible—he beats the shit out of some little kids who key his car”.

That makes him sound like a national hero, not reprehensible. 

“even parks in handicapped spaces”

Well, OK - that actually is reprehensible. 

Damn, the wonder of nature and beer ads are definitely the same! That’s a home run, baby! 

It’s not a terrible ad, but give me a break, “Budweiser can afford the production and airtime”. This isn’t a charitable donation of theirs. They ran this ad because the same unpleasant marketing people who approved flooding the airwaves with Dilly Dilly and Corn Syrup King had some meetings and spreadsheets and…