No he’s right, there are 2 too many Sheldons

I love that the Netflix description calls him the king of clean comedy even though he says "dick" like 4 times in this special.

Big men putting screwdrivers into things! Turning them and adjusting them!

Seattle

Ctrl-C
echo Another dimension Another dimension

double IPAs are the pink Red Sox cap of beers

Oh, yeah, the taxes! The finger thing means the taxes.

Go fuck yourself Unreal

No matter how much I try to hear Mick Jagger's voice when I read this, I always hear Mark Mothersbaugh's.

My God! What have I selected?

Sex Cauldron? I thought they cl… oh.

Krendler? I've been calling her Crandall!

Hey guys!

I guess I just had my first taste of the filthy side of this business!

"And number three: I'm gonna fuck your ass up like in a car crash."

Big Bang Theory and Jackass. Damn it, Virginia.

The A.V. Club
Why am I even here? Because I’m connected to some egg?

Is that right?

Jump, kick, chop
Bomb, bomb, bomb

BAD DECISION