“three kinds of rage: coffee rage, cheese rage, and sex rage.”

Is it even humor? This was the late 90's nihilism being copied and pasted to sell things. It was dumb then and it’s dumb now. Chandler Bing the product.

The average cost of jailing a prisoner in the US is $106,131. The median income here is 60k. The world is broken.

Taxpayers give themselves money news at 11.

Let’s not be suckers.

The bible says a lot more about money than simply “Love of money is the root of all evil” and not a single verse should please a capatalist.

https://www.epi.org/publication/employers-steal-billions-from-workers-paychecks-each-year/

At least with snake oil, you actual get a bottle and some liquid. 

Leave it to the biggest clown in Congress to carry around a fucking balloon. I would think she was being meta but that requires some self awareness. 

Nice flag! 

Damn that’s deep.

The only reason most people heard or saw anything about stock car racing since the whole noose debacle can’t happen anymore. Interesting business model.

Making obviously innocuous polite things into a major issue is the current platform of the conservative movement. 

If I had a dollar for everytime I have heard this one.

We have a bingo. 

Yeah this has been a real sobering few years for people who believe in country over party.

“It also helps that Pedro Pascal is a vastly better actor than Troy “McClure” Baker,”

You right my bad.

If you really wanted to show up the writer you you wouldn’t comment on an article you would ignore it, however keep giving out those sweet engagement stats. You really showed him.

This. I guess it’s cool to pretend though.