postingwhilepooping
PostingWhilePooping
postingwhilepooping

“Amortization schedules, how the fuck do they work? And I don’t wannna hear from no economist, y’all giving my jobs to foreigners and gettin’ me pissed.”

He’s droppin’ treys like he’s a bad waiter!

The WARRIORS letting this happen BLEW my mind. A guy like Dion Waiters draining A THREE pointer in the clutch like this tells me ONE thing: a LEAD is never safe on South Beach.

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Basic face kick elemental
Swings brings new technology
The ‘K’ the ‘L’ the ‘F’ and the ology
Da Force coming down with mayhem
Looking at my watch; time: 3 A.M.
Got to see that everywhere I turn
Will point to the fact that time is eternal!

“Help me!”

My first CD was Wham. I’ve seen George live three times; twice in concert, and once in person. BFF and I had heard where he and his partner Kenny went to eat in TX and we decided to swing on in. “Wouldn’t it be cool if...?” Anyway, we went full cringe/facepalm crazy fan and had silkscreen shirts made with his

This is the most heartbreaking of all. I saw George in concert twice, the first time in 1987 in Honolulu when I was ten years old. The Faith album still stands as one of the greatest pop albums ever made. I know every song, every word. I saw him again in 2008, just about twenty years later, in DC. I cannot express how

A few days ago, I tweeted about how at least once a week I daydream about LeBron finishing that dunk.

My Combo of the Year for 2016 is: Fritos Scoops! and Wise French Onion Dip.

If you really look closely at his eyes on that dunk, you can see The Golden State Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals.

Charleston Police Department Chief of Detectives Lt. Steve Cooper: “

Stick to THE APOCALYPSE, Barry! No one cares about any of this stuff now!

2016 would be the year that Snakes on a Plane comes true.

Thanks, and thanks for the follow!

Dang, this is a really great comment.

Just before the final out, my 95 year old grampa, veteran of two wars, cancer survivor, and long-suffering cubs fan, pulled me aside and, with a tear forming in his steel grey eyes, said, “The blacks ruined this neighborhood and your sister dresses like a whore.” This was for him.

Explain to me how the Korean broadcaster was like 5x as excited as the Cubs

The closest they got to actually threatening was when they put two on with two out in the seventh, and the score at 7-2.

Nah.

Let’s remember some Bill Murray movies!