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I must say I’m starting to have some doubts about this Trump gentleman. I initially quite liked his idea to make America great again; I was lucky enough to visit the country recently and I rated it only “very good” rather than “great” (I knocked a mark off because the hotel kept forgetting to change our towels and

Unranked Penn State knocked off #2 The Ohio State

I’ve accepted that the Cubs will probably win a World Series in the next couple of years, but please, just once more can I see the light fade from a smiling Cubs fan’s eyes. Just so I can feel normal again.

When Stern runs for president?

This is the horror. Trump will fade away. But the people who supported him will find a new champion and this shit will just go on and on.

Pretty much nobody cares about college soccer or wrestling. If that’s the best argument for them belonging in the Big 10, then there basically is no argument for it.

It’s literally impossible to keep track of all the hypocrisies at this point. The books written about this election will have separate volumes of footnotes. Some screenwriter is going to have an anyeurism in Starbucks trying to unpack all this three months from now.

There are a truly depressing number of women who hate other women. They laugh off (and sometimes encourage or participate in) even the worst misogynistic behavior, because they’re sure it could never happen to them — they’re too smart and independent and generally man-like to be treated like a lowly woman.

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Michael Jackson’s half time show was the absolute best of the bunch. That entrance alone made it the best.

Mayo truthers all over this post.

you forgot to knock over your orange juice.

What the FUCK! THAT WAS CLEARLY OUTSIDE! A BLIND MAN COULD HAVE SEEN THAT WASN’T A STRIKE! You have to be kidding me.

/tosses keyboard and leaves.

“Bravo!!” - Lamar Latrelle

No. It was Ralph Nader supporters and their “There is no difference between Bush and Gore!!” whining that pushed the election to Bush.

Another horrible example for America’s youth, when will people finally learn to hold their phone properly while shooting video? smdh

The Fitbits are the same price after the sale as just about everywhere else.

The Fitbits are the same price after the sale as just about everywhere else.

This ^^

This ^^

Interestingly, the first thing to sell out so far was a chainsaw.

Interestingly, the first thing to sell out so far was a chainsaw.

It’s weird; Amazon is such an international retail powerhouse, but browsing prime day always feels like pawing through the curbside dregs of a failed church rummage sale.

It’s weird; Amazon is such an international retail powerhouse, but browsing prime day always feels like pawing

No 55 gallon drum of lube? This Prime Day sucks.

No 55 gallon drum of lube? This Prime Day sucks.