You think that’s bad, imagine being in a classroom taught by ths guy. He literally once passed around a green military jacket he wore all the time on which he had replaced the original plastic buttons with big round wooden ones. He wanted us to understand his appreciation for fine detail & sensory stimulus. So we kind…

We all write awful emails. But sharing your emails with the public is like the fucking zenith of narcissism.

Were is the sax-playing walrus gif?

Lord I know I’m white, but please don’t ever let me be this white.

He can’t handle the Ruth.

Yes lets focus on the old lady and be outraged at her unstead of the fucking rapist.

Poor Gabrielle. How horrifying would it have been to be given a man’s severed ear?

KaBurrki. Cool.

X?

No, that’s Beyonce. Taylor’s like the Secretary of State of the Illuminati.

Ugh, #teamblackilluminati please. Why do we get stuck with T Swift?

She looks older than 30.

If the FDA would like to recommend a better way to eat my feelings I’d love to hear it.

The FDA can kiss my fat white ass.

This woman wins the “I was late for work because.....” game for the rest of time.

Ahhhh, the ol’ “Hackensack Hello”

Maybe it was dog shit from her dog and she didn’t pick it up, in which case, good for him and I might start doing the same around here.

Doesn’t anybody fucking knock anymore?!