I will add — when everyone was going nuts about the Warriors winning last night, then mumbled shit about the Cavs, my reaction was, holy fuck, they still have one more round yet? The NBA finals seem like they are pretty much year-round.

Why does a Funbag concerning burritos have an illustration of a gyro? What kind of bullshit do you East Coaster think a burrito is?

Extra buck for chips? Who are you? A Saudi royal?

Begin Again was awful and Keira Knightley plays the guitar like a dickhead. Holding the pick like a child and looking at her hands the whole time. It's frustrating to look at.

Maybe she's a diva bitch and he's telling the truth.

I’ve seen women do it. And I’ve seen them whack their eyes against doorknobs and similarly shaped objects. And even get friends to punch them.

So, I’m not one to rag on someone’s kink or anything but that photo will haunt my nightmares forever.

Her rant about the cabbage babies was glorious!

This is something Albert Brooks would have done in high school. Showmanship never gets old.

The Ardrey Kell High School talent show: You pay for the whole seat, but you’ll only need the edge

I’d be fine with applying that to everyone in equal measure. PDAs are kinda gross.

How a serial harasser and sexual assault perpetrator gets a free pass by #feminists is beyond me. It’s the sound of a million milquetoast female liberals shrugging their shoulders at once.

Clinton stepped aside in 2008 because she was promised SecState and the establishment’s support in 2016. Has Clinton done anything earn Bernie’s support at this point?

Yes, Joanna, the truth can be fucking gross sometimes, but it’s still the fucking truth, no matter how much you wish it weren’t.

I was young when the story broke about Monica, but looking back on it now it is frightening that a young woman in a relationship with a man sitting in the most respected office in US politics, was the one the press turned on and made fun of and not the man who initiated it. It was my first experience with victim…

Why would they? Bill sexually abused and raped them and Hillary stood by and watched if not ripping their reputations apart.

It’s an affliction that knows no genre bounds:

What would be the opposite of a dog whistle?

LOL. As a Mets fan who only booed their own player once (Tom Glavine in the first inning of Game 162 in 2007, because FUCK THAT GUY, stupid Atlanta Brave), it’s really an embarrassment when idiots at games (most of whom almost certainly are at their first game since the mid 2000s) boo someone (a homegrown star)…

They’re not saying “Booo” they’re saying “Your failures are now microcosms of our own miserable existences; come join us in our self-loathing, slow march to our TOOOOOOMBS!”