postapocalypticbeaver
PostApocalypticBeaver
postapocalypticbeaver

Didn’t see this ashley olsen/condo relationship coming. whatever happened to predictability ?

the ‘pure’ ‘pure’ ‘pleasure’ of their alliance.

If my grandmother had balls she’d be my grandfather.

Well something must have scared him to turn his hair white. Besides Lochte is to stupid to make up a story. Unless he thought the taxi driver who was asking for his fare and holding a banana was trying to rob him.

What would Mr. Shorofsky have to say about this.

I bet she’d like to peform a half pirouette on his balance beam, know what im sayin.

Sorry Suri, Tommy told by Xenu to supress you.

Yeah but Madison Kocian won silver on the uneven bars while Gabby missed the podium. She finished seventh.

Now that she has Elon Musk on the hook I guess she doesn’t need Johnny money.

The racist comments and harassment are uncalled for but Gabby Douglas should not have been on the team. She was beat out by both Mykayla Skinner and Ragan Smith at the qualifying but was still put on the team. Perhaps because she was the biggest star four years ago and was the face of Olympic Gymnastics and NBC wanted

Despite all my rage my fingertips still just a flap from hand.

Now thats what i call extreme finger painting.

Little known fact this is where we get the phrase “performing an upper decker”, because everybody was yelling for her to get up but she just stayed down. Also because she shitted down her olympic dream.

Damn, i remember this shit. that bitch ate the pavement on that one.

Well the history of black people in America is not regular, they were brought here as slaves and have been kept as the underclass. So I think their case is special not regular, so I thought it best to separate them out as the media has been particularly grievous in the lies about them. But I guess it depends on what

When hillary’s president I hope she boffes a young intern to get back at bill.