We get the Illuminati Leader we deserve. If anything i wish we were part of the chineseIlumminati, lucy lui rocks.

Beyonce is the head of the black Illuminati and TS is head of the white Iluminati. Sort of like white/black twitter.

You don’t have to keep writing about it, you could just ignore it like most white people do and pretend nothing happened .

ummh shes like the head of the Iluminati. Gawd don’t you know anything.

There are obvious things one can watch for: Is the man rumored to be gay?

Fergie has got to have made the worst songs every. I mean in the history of songs. Fergilicious, my humps , this. I have no idea how she does it. Her songs are even worse than “Gloomy Sunday” also known as the Hungarian suicide song.

I read about this Marisa Tomei Lennon story yesterday, I hope they can work it out. I imagine its tough but they should just let it be. It would help if they don’t shout and remember that its not Norwegian wood and if they cut it down where would rocky raccoon and the blackbird live. I hope they come together and give…

“But i thought you said you hated him.” -every nice guy since the beginning of time.

What?!?! Fuck:

She always had the voice of a 80 year old woman who smoked two packs a day which i always thought was hot does that make me weird.

Nike really didn’t ace this dress. You can’t fault the players for hating it. I see no advantage to wearing this. I’m reaching my break point, I am 40 and I really love after how after all this time they still give such a backhand insult to all women players.

I hope they win and then get on the trans-portation commitee in congress.

I’m waiting for the Trump University poll. Not Trump vs Clinton poll, but Trump steaks vs Trump Taco Salad. I think steaks are leading cause you know racist america.

I smell a project runway allstar edition episode y’all.

Instead of meet cute i hope John mayer gets beat boot.

How did a bus get out there anyway.

I used to think that women liked to see men cry because it showed their emotions. Now I think it’s just so they can make fun of them.