From CNN yesterday testimony:

Meanwhile isis is raping yazidi sex slaves , women and children, and pretty much committing genocide on their entire community while conservatives, liberals, democrats, republicans, Europe, USA, feminists, Bernie bros, Trump fanatics, Muslims, Christians, Jews, never again folks, etc. do nothing.

Can’t believe Lauryn Hill showed up late for this.

Jennifer Garner must know that Accountants do it with double entry.

Macy’s is full of hot air … Balloons (I know there full of helium but whatever).

“he then exited the restaurant and wandered through the Village like a ghost, on the prowl for a new solo diner to haunt.”

The only reason Dicraprio has a career is because Ben Seaver turned into an awkward teen and growing pains needed to have a young heartthrob to take the place of an aging Kirk Cameron.

No feets don’t fail me now.

“Donald Trump, a dangerous and stupid bigot who I do not have the heart to give a silly nickname to right now”-

Trump and Christie deciding what to order:

Trump with Christie deciding what to order:

May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.

“Depp’s private island in the Bahamas.” Fuck i wish i had an island

This whole thing seems like a sham, do people get their money back now.

man, I was horrified when i got black out drunk and shit my bed in college, at least i didnt go out raping. I know i shouldnt feel better about myself..but i do.

This actually works? I always assumed that those casting pornos were all fake much like all porn. Anyway got to go I just got an email from A Nigerian prince offering me a lot of money

Rock snob here, you kids will never understand the joys of rummaging through and old record store amid the rat droppings to find and old Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band’s Trout Mask Replica album or listing to Dylans Blonde on Blonde from a bartered cassette tape or understand the DIY ethics and everyman…

You know this was the placecard she took: