“Donald Trump, a dangerous and stupid bigot who I do not have the heart to give a silly nickname to right now”-

Trump and Christie deciding what to order:

Trump with Christie deciding what to order:

May a diseased yak squat in your hot tub.

“Depp’s private island in the Bahamas.” Fuck i wish i had an island

This whole thing seems like a sham, do people get their money back now.

man, I was horrified when i got black out drunk and shit my bed in college, at least i didnt go out raping. I know i shouldnt feel better about myself..but i do.

This actually works? I always assumed that those casting pornos were all fake much like all porn. Anyway got to go I just got an email from A Nigerian prince offering me a lot of money

Rock snob here, you kids will never understand the joys of rummaging through and old record store amid the rat droppings to find and old Captain Beefheart and His Magic Band’s Trout Mask Replica album or listing to Dylans Blonde on Blonde from a bartered cassette tape or understand the DIY ethics and everyman…

You know this was the placecard she took:

iO Tillett Wright is a photographer , but she doesn’t have any pictures of Ambers abuse? She says “I saw the bruises. Many times. And the fat lip. And the cut head.” And she never took photos to document this. Every Photographer worth his/her salt is always taking pictures, always.

What the hell is wrong with you tonight.

Using movie coming attraction voice;

Hillary needs to choose that dog as her VP candidate . Can we teach all dogs to attack and destroy trump hats.

Unpack your scuba gear,

“already deleted his Gigi folder,” At first I thought he was talking about the folder on his computer with that terrible Ben Affleck, Jennifer Lopez movie “Gigli” - Which i can totally understand.

Do you mean pictures of famous children author Shel Silverstein,, then yes.

“Supercalifragilisticexpialidon’tdothis” the thought of it
Is something quite atrocious