I guess Calvin Harris joins the list of dj’s with facial lacerations scars

i’ll only play if there is a level where you get to attack somebody with an umbrella , then i would be a slave to this app

I guess J.Lo and Mariah don’t go back like babies and pacifiers

Yeah, i see that sign all the time driving on the belt parkway. I can’t tell you how proud it makes me to be half Italian.

She needed to go to brooklyn to fuhgeddaboudit, hey ooh know what im sayin.

“My sister baby is my baby. She is baby but she’s having a baby,” he said. “A baby having a baby. We look at baby like our little baby. And now baby’s grown up and baby’s having a baby. I’m proud to be a baby uncle and I can’t wait to see how this baby is going to baby” -Jermaine baby uncle jackson

I feel so bad for Brazil; they are going through such a tough time right now. And everybody is just worried about their own nation. I think we really need a one world government; I know that this is a sign of the coming of the antichrist but fuck it. The world is so much smaller due to technology and travel and we…

“What kind of Jewish spell did this Jenny Slate cast to trick captain america”

It is strange that the clintons are still together and Al and tipper are divorced, i would have never bet on that one:

The man outside Taylor’s house:

Of course Depp is drunk he has a tattoo telling us, Duh.

Who did she get on the case? She got Perry Mason

What is this going to do to the value of my Osbourne bobble heads

If i remember the show , I am pretty sure he kept telling her that he was having an affair but nobody could understand him.

“When Helen died, I lost everything. Until that dog arrived on my doorstep. A final gift from my wife. That moment I received some semblance of hope, an opportunity to grieve unalone. Your son took that from me…stole that from me…KILLED THAT FROM ME!”