“I’m a white man. I’m supposed to have control over them! Now after just a few hundred years they get to have some power. It ain’t right!”

I’m probably a pretty shit person for reminding you, actually. Nobody needs to think about Kellyanne Conway and anybody having sex.

I always thought that Jarvis Landry, Landry Jones, and Jarvis Jones should all study law and start a firm together.  

“Oh, did you think I meant we were going to win against the Patriots? No, no, I meant we’re winning... IN LIFE! I just got my 10th sandwich for free at my local deli. I’m a winner.”

“This will be the best quarter back they’ve seen all year.”

More like Make Believeland!

He just got confused.  The touchdowns Baker is going to throw on Sunday don’t count for them.

That ceiling was so low they nicknamed it “Brandon Taubman’s future career.”

Tacko Bruiseday

Are her hands large enough to do this one handed? I guess she could go with a State of Liberty jump, but my guess is she’d need to go with a two hand approach.

He did a Grape Job!

+1 smiley face sticker for showing your work

As amazing as it wouldn’t be to see, no way. There’s this video of a 5’2 guy dunking and he can just barely do it and it looks absolutely insane. She’s 4 inches shorter so I imagine it’s out of the realm of possibility without some sort of springboard assistance.

But I bet he’s a true patriot who defends the Constitution. (If only he had any idea what it says.)

Aiming for that sweet sweet Astros front office position. 

You can always count on Republicans to make the case for gun control.  Good job Rob Drake.

If his grouping is like his strike zone, we have nothing to worry about. Dude’s a storm trooper.

Even Shaq’s take is wrong though. We don’t and shouldn’t respect values that are counter to basic human decency. China is literally harvesting organs from people. We don’t have to respect that shit, and we should be hearing it condemned by everyone every single day.

I said the same thing about people complaining about potential protests at Blizzcon and every other time people use Ernie’s position of “protesting is fine but not here and not now.” What the hell do you think the point of a protest is?  The goal is to draw attention to an issue!  If you paid attention to these issues…

In the Free Speech corner: Kenny Smith. In the Be Nice To China corner: Ernie Johnson and Charles Barkley. In a third corner: Shaq.