I’ve really hated most of “remasters” that Squenix have done which mostly amount to being mobile ports. I'm glad they are trying something new here and adding to the story and lore of 7. That said, I really, really hate this site redesign right now.

Tell whoever is holding you at gunpoint and making you be here that you need a snack.

That is pretty far reaching. if it had been any other company they would not have been able to log on and remove software that was in place at the time of purchase. Jason went over all of this, why are you being obtuse. Perhaps you shill for Tesla?

I’m gonna go ahead and say if a car came with a set of aftermarket wheels that weren’t listed on the original window sticker and I drove off the lot with them I’d be pretty not ok with them telling me that those were not the correct one’s installed in the factory and I had to give them back. In fact I’d tell them off.…

Dude when you buy a car, does the contract say it has an AC pump included, or do you assume if it has AC as an option and it was present when you bought it, you need to get it in writing or they can remove it?

There are 3 possibilities here:
1) The dealer somehow enabled the autopilot feature AFTER purchasing the vehicle at auction from Tesla (extremely unlikely)

Why not just ask Musk directly to suck his dick?

“As I wrote earlier, if this had been any other company than Tesla, everyone would assume that the used car dealer was at fault.”

But remember, Tesla sold the car on 11/15. When they did the audit, they were no longer the owners of the car.

Pelaton’s aren’t not overpriced, but a $300 stationary bike is a shitty stationary bike.

Yeah but for $40 a month, you also don’t get to pick the music!

Dafuq?

‘isn’t it a shame for your lovely daughter to have to live in such a messy place.’

***FAKE SPOILER ALERT***
I heard the ending was Rey about to be killed by the emperor, right before Vad.. I mean Kylo picks him up and throws Palpatine in a very big hole.

(SPOILERS) Opening Crawl :

I feel like any remotely competent swordsman would use a lightsaber as a thrusting weapon, not a slashing weapon. There are a ton of moments in the eight movies I’ve seen where one fighter or the other could just rotate their wrist and cut their opponent in half, but don’t because plot.

“Kelly Marie Tran’s Rose, introduced in Johnson’s film, has been largely sidelined by popular/toxic demand.”

SIDEBAR: Can kinja unfuck itself today? This whole “yeah, we’re not going to take you to the comment you got a reply to” thing is for the fucking birds.

“You almost have to feel sorry for The Rise Of Skywalker. Yes, this is a guaranteed blockbuster, the very opposite of an underdog, the latest entry in one of the most popular media franchises in human history. It will make a billion dollars, and you will not. Yet the movie, the last in a new trilogy of Star Wars…

So....early reviews have pretty solidly reinforced my expectations.