King!

My favorite part about reading stories on Deadspin anymore is how the ads load and unload dynamically. I really love reading a sentence and then having it jump 4 inches down the screen, before finally finding it again, and then it jumps back up 4 inches. I understand this isn’t Deadspin’s fault per se, but I don’t…

The weirdest part about it was his reaction the moment after he catches the ball. The keeper doesn’t even look around, just instantly slams the ball down and starts marching off the field.

Darnold: Shh! Listen! I can hear the ghosts now too.

This is SOP for Brady and various other NFL luminaries. To question them, however politely you do so, is to attack them.

If the ladies would just stay away

All he fucking had to do was say, no, It’s not related to Kraft, It was filmed before that whole Incident came up. Done. Instead he takes being asked a question as an opportunity to try to turn It Into an “unfair media” moment and a legion of asskissers don’t take a second to step back and think about It, but rush to…

Brady’s case is exacerbated by the fact that he got genuinely fucked over by the NFL for deflating footballs.

I’d like to take this time to offer my condolences on the fact that you can no longer drink.

You think that’s bad, Adam Gates lied to us and said Darnold was starting for the Jets and not the Pats.

Great read!

Have to give Chapman credit for not properly blaming God for being against him in the postgame press conference

What a terrible thing to be an “expert” in.

This is the best sports and god story.

Pictured: the subject, starting his sentence the way he begins every sentence, with the phrase "Well, actually..."

Because the actions of a few fans shouldn’t influence the match outcome in such a drastic way. That would obviously send a strong message, but coaches’ and players’ livelihoods are on the line. Besides, if that were the case, don’t you think there’s be some idiot willing to call his own team’s players racist names…

Yep. Hence my reply, 3 minutes before you posted, acknowledging that fact.

So the Yeovil Town racist fans cost their team a win and the rematch will be an away game? PERFECT. This is how you incentivize everyone in the stadium to shut these racists the fuck up. 

“How not to give a presentation" maybe?

the "Armani look, white, blond hair and blue eyes."